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Everything In Music Since 1958
Everything In Music Since 1958

Chord Cooler - Guitar Fan & Mojo Tonal Modulator by Joed

by Joed
Original price $4,999.95 - Original price $4,999.95
Original price $4,999.95
$5,000.00 - $5,000.00
Current price $5,000.00
Inventory Status:

❓ Out of stock

About Inventory Status

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In stock: It is in stock and available to ship or pickup. We can usually ship or have these items available for pickup by the next business day if they don't require inspection, special handling, or setup. Our pickup location is 11151 Veirs Mill Rd. Silver Spring, MD 20902.

📆 Preorder: It is on the way to our warehouse. We can't predict when preorder items will arrive due to current supply chain issues. If you place an order for one of these items someone will contact you to estimate the delivery date.

Out of stock: We don't currently have it available but you're not out of luck yet. We still may be able to get it. If you order one of these items we will contact you with an estimated fulfillment date. You have the option to cancel the order if you change your mind.

Special order: The item is so special that it needs to be custom ordered for you. Some of these items are works of art and have to be made individually. Orders for special order items must be prepaid and we cannot accept cancellations or refunds.

█ Sold out: We don't think we can get this item because it was either discontinued by the manufacturer or was limited in quantity. If you want or need this item call or text us. Sometimes we can help you track down the item through other sources or help you find something similar.

About Item Conditions

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New: The item is brand new as received from the manufacturer with a full manufacturer warranty. Instruments such as guitars, snare drums, drum kits, brass and woodwind instruments may be opened for photography and quality control inspection and may not be in a factory sealed box.

Mint or Open Box: The item may have been opened and tested but has been repackaged. The original packaging may have superficial issues but the item itself and any originally included accessories are in perfect, like new condition.

Display Model: These items are so cool that we put them on display in our legendary shop. The condition is brand new as received from the manufacturer with manufacturer warranty. Rest assured, these items undergo a very careful inspection before shipping.

Demo: These items have been on our sales floor for demo purposes and will likely show signs of use. The original packaging may no longer be included, but you can be assured that you are receiving an awesome item and an awesome price.

Used: The item is used. These item may have varying degrees of wear. Please read the description for information about the condition of the item. Used items do not carry a warranty.

B or C Stock: Factory refurbished. These items were purchased from the manufacturer in a refurbished condition. They will show some cosmetic issues, but nothing that would impact performance. Being that these are sealed from the manufacturer, we generally do not open these to photograph the cosmetic issues. They are guaranteed to work and may have a limited warranty or you may purchase an extended warranty in some cases. Please see the listing description for item specific information.

Joed Chord Cooler: The Ultimate Guitar Chord Cooler

The Chord Cooler attaches "effortlessly" near your guitar's sound hole, delivering a gentle, cooling breeze to your chords with Vaderesque overtones.

Whether you're playing a soulful serenade under the sun or a passionate ballad by the campfire, the Chord Cooler ensures your chords remain crisp, clear, and cool.

Ever dreamt of your guitar tone sounding like the legendary sci-fi character, Commander Vader? Just as speaking into a fan can transform your voice with that iconic, modulated effect, the Chord Cooler offers a playful nod to sci-fi enthusiasts. It will take your guitar's tone to the dark side where it's sure to use the force at every performance.

Features & Benefits:

  • Sleek, Minimalist Design: Blends seamlessly with your guitar's aesthetics.
  • "Easy" Attachment: Quick and secure installation near the sound hole, compatible with a wide range of guitar types. Extensive, irreversible modification required. Please consult with an expert luthier before attempting installation.
  • Tuning: Keeps your chords shimmering in modulated tonal drift caused by temperature fluctuations and spinning fan blades.
  • Cooling: Brings a touch of wind to your playing sessions, reminiscent of speaking into a fan for that classic Vader voice effect.
  • Portable and Lightweight: Ensures it's always by your side, from practice to performance. 


  • Material: High-quality, durable recycled plastic with a minimalist matte crackle  finish.
  • Size: Compact and "unobtrusive", designed to complement your guitar with minimal interference.
  • Power: USB rechargeable battery, offering hours of continuous cooling or power it with a 200 foot orange heavy duty outdoor extension chord, sold separately.
  • Compatibility: Universal design fits most acoustic and hollow body guitars.
  • Color: Classic black to match any guitar color scheme.
  • Weight (uninstalled weight): 25 lbs
  • 70lb flight case not included but available separately
  • Important safety notice: Please do not operate this product with your hands or hair near the fan blades.